My birthday's been and gone but if it hadn't, I would bankrupt my friends and family by begging for one of these.
Bellperre has just launched a new range of phones made in luxurious materials, that just scream sophistication.
You can choose for your phone to be covered in any of the 200 leather colours in Bellperre's palette from a range of (errr...) beasts including buffalo, shark, calf, and crocodile.
And then, when you're done with the leather, have hours of fun picking which metal you want to bling with from airplane parts through to 18k rose gold.
The phones are expected to take centre stage at Cebit next month so keep an eye on our coverage and also the news reports when I get arrested for nicking one!
They will be available in Europe by June.