"But we couldn't fit a table football in the office..."

Well, you can now; truly tiny, this wee table football, er, table measures just 8 x 17 x 5.3cm.

Get one ordered and watch the life-blood drain out of your girlfriend's face when you tell her you've arranged to have it delivered soon...

Air and Ice Hockey versions are also available. The price is around £10.50 with pre-orders taken for shipping mid-November.