If your work colleagues have pinched one chocolate Hob Nob too many lately, then call the boys in.

This well 'ard USB Bouncer will ward off any unwanted desk invaders for you.

With his motion activated sensor in his jacket button, he says one of six phrases if anyone dare trespass:

"You're not welcome 'ere"
"Your name's not down, you're not comin' in"
"You're not comin' anywhere near here lookin' like that"
"Not today mate"
"Come over 'ere if you think you're hard enough"
"You're cruisin' for a bruisin'"

We're not sure if he takes people he doesn't like the look of outside and gives them a quick beating - maybe, if the USB cord reaches that far.

£9.99, link to site below.