The Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife is an exercise in tech excess and we are loving it.

From the number of implements (85) to the price (£500) this is almost surreal in its over-the-topness.

For goodness sake, just don't try and take it on a plane.

Here's the list of those 85 implements:

* 2.5-inch 60% Serrated locking blade
* Nail file, nail cleaner
* Corkscrew
* Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
* Removable screwdriver bit adapter
* 2.5-inch Blade for Official World Scout Knife
* Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
* Removable screwdriver bit holder
* Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
* Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
* Phillips head screwdriver bit 2Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
* Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
* Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
* Magnetized recessed bit holder
* Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)
* Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5mm allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and Philips head screws
* Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10mm hexagonal key for nuts
* Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with Philips head screwdriver
* Removable 10mm hexagonal key
* Patented locking Philips head screwdriver Universal wrench
* 2.4-inch Springless scissors with serrated,self-sharpening design
* 1.65-inch Clip point utility blade
* Philips head screwdriver
* 2.5-inch Clip point blade
* Golf club face cleaner
* 2.40-inch Round tip blade
* Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener
* Golf shoe spike wrench
* Golf divot repair tool
* 4mm allen wrench 2.5-inch blade
* Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
* Double-cut wood saw
* Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
* 12/20-Guage choke tube tool
* Watch caseback opening tool
* Snap shackle
* Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
* Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
* Telescopic pointerFish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide
* Shortix laboratory key
* Micro tool holder
* Micro tool adapter
* Micro scraper - straight
* Micro scraper - curved
* Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
* Metal saw, metal file
* Flashlight
* Micro tool holder Philips head screwdriver 1.5mm
* Screwdriver 1.2mm
* Screwdriver .8mm
* Fine fork for watch spring bars
* Reamer
* Pin punch 1.2mm
* Pin punch .8mm
* Round needle file
* Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
* Removable tool holder
* Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
* Flat Philips head screwdriver
* Chisel-point reamerMineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler
* Extension tool
* Spring-loaded, locking flat nose-nose pliers with wire cutter
* Removable screwdriver bit holder
* Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
* Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
* Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
* Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
* Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
* Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
* Magnetized recessed bit holder
* Tire tread gauge
* Fiber optic tool holderCan opener
* Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper
* Reamer/awl
* Toothpick
* Tweezers
* Key ring

If you've read all the way down to the end of the list, then we'll reward you with this observation - that's a lot of screwdriver bits for something that's not going to turn in the hand that easily...