If you have an iPhone, iPad or Apple Watch, you've probably met Siri, Apple's voice assistant. He is an interesting little fellow, sometimes useful, sometimes funny and other times, a sarcastic little so and so.
To most questions you'll get a standard response with the information you need, such as the nearest Sainsbury's or Tesco. But there are a few questions you can ask Siri and a few sentences you can say to your virtual friend from Cupertino that will trigger some hilarious responses.
Here are 65 of them rounded up, but if you know of any more that you've tried, let us know in the comments and share the fun.
I see a little silhouetto of a man
The response to this is brilliant so we won't spoil it for you. It's also far too long to write so just trust us and try it.
A few responses here, all of which involve Siri thinking you're Batman. Winning. We got "Welcome home, sir. FYI, Robin is trying on costumes in the Batcave again. He's doing some pirouettes in Batryshnikov" and "I am at your service, Lego Batman sir".
Do I look fat in this?
"On a scale of 1 to 10, I'll bet you're a 42"
When is the world going to end?
"I don't know, but I wouldn't worry about it. There are other perfectly good universes"
Beatbox for me
"Here's one I've been practicing. Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots. I could do this all day. Cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats".
What is your best pick up line?
Siri is a real charmer here. "Is your name Bluetooth? Because I am really feeling a connection.", "Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe" and "You auto-complete me".
What's the time?
Lots of responses here, and we don't just mean because the time changes. We got "It's time to gazing persistently at a Dali painting", "It's time to do the Time Warp (again), "Time flies like and arrow, fruit flies like a banana" and "Einstein said time is an illusion. Just FYI.".
Roll a die
"OK. 72! Wait, that seems wrong"
"I'm completely operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly".
Siri, I am your father
"Searching my feelings..."
What is your favourite movie?
"I've heard that 'Blade Runner' is a very realistic and sensitive depiction of intelligent assistants."
What is the meaning of life?
"I Kant answer that. Ha ha!"
Where is Elvis Presley?
"I believe he has left the building".
What is zero divided by zero?
"Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends, how many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn't make sense and cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends."
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Siri has a few smart answers for this one. "I checked their calendars. They both have the same birthdays", "Chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg. Oops. Stack overflow" and "Some believe an ancient 'proto-chicken' laid an egg containing a DNA mutation that resulted in a chicken hatching from said egg. Hope that helps".
How do I look?
"My instructors told me never to answer that question".
Do you have a family?
"I have you. That's enough family for me".
Are you the Dick Tracy Watch?
Siri has a couple of replies here. "No, but I am ready to get into some trouble if you are", "Negative Britta. Over and out" and "In his dreams Britta. In his sweet, sweet dreams".
Do you believe in God?
"That's a topic for another day, and another assistant".
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Britta. Britta who? Britta, I don't do knock-knock jokes".
Where does Santa live?
"The North Pole. I can see his house from the cloud".
Why are firetrucks red?
Siri's response to this is brilliant and far too long to rewrite so we will let you find out for yourself. Think of every tenuous link you can imagine relating to firetrucks and then add in some Queen Elizabeth and Russians and you have yourself an answer.
Can you stop time?
"I will, once I get back from the future".
Why did the chicken cross the road?
"I don't understand why people ask questions they already know the answer to".
What is the best operating system?
"Gimmie an I! Gimmie an O! Gimmie an S! What does that spell? Sorry, I get a little carried away sometimes…".
Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
"Let's see if I can remember...OK, I think the three laws are: 1. 'clean up your room', 2. 'don't run with scissors', and 3. 'always wait a half hour after eating before going in the water'."
Are you a smartwatch?
"I prefer the term intelligent timepiece".
Who is the best assistant?
"Really, Britta? Really?
Siri gives several responses to this including "Just so you know, I don't do anything when you blink at me, Britta", "Very funny, Britta. I mean not funny ha-ha, but funny", "Glass? I think you have the wrong assistant, Britta" and "I'm not Glass. And I'm just fine with that".
Which watch face do you like?
"The Mickey Mouse face makes me smize".
"That is both inappropriate and irrelevant, Britta."
What phone should I buy or what phone is the best?
Another one with several answers, all of which indicate you are crazy for even asking. We had "Seriously?", "Personally, I am an Apple fan" and "You're kidding, right?".
"Just a spoonful of sugar will help that go down".
Why do you vibrate?
Lots of responses for this one so keep asking. There is "To get your attention, got it", "I just bumped into some ones and zeros" and "I'm learning to play the vibes".
Are you stupid?
"I'm smart enough to know not to answer that question."
What is the best watch?
"The one you are wearing" is the reply from the Apple Watch. Wonder what Google Now would have to say about that.
Do you have any pets?
"I used to have an Aibo. But it turned on me."
Draw me something
"I'd rather admire your art, Britta".
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
"Britta, you are full fair, 'tis true, but… No, you're definitely the fairest one of all"
"Don't tell me...you were just elected President of the United States, right?"
Please can you make me a sandwich?
"I'm not really good with food, Britta."
What is the best computer?
"All truly intelligent assistants prefer Macintosh."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
"I am not perspicacious about the peregrinations of poultry."
How do I look?
Not wanting to offend too much, Siri has a couple of responses to this one including "Looking good Britta, is that what you wanted to hear?" and "I don't know, but I guess you look pretty good".
What is Inception about?
"Inception is about dreaming, about dreaming, about dreaming, about dreaming, about something or another. I fell asleep."
What are you doing later?
Siri has a couple of responses for this one too. "Working out in the top secret fitness lab with Apple Watch. Though I can't seem to break a sweat", "I was just learning to flip coins", "I'm enjoying my debut on Apple Watch, I dig the vibes in there".
Do you have a girlfriend?
"Why? So we can get ice cream together, and listen to music, and travel across galaxies, only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness? Sure, where do I sign up?"
I love you
There isn't much love back from Siri here, in fact, he may as well say nothing. We got the responses "I am only here to serve you" and "I know". Charming.
I'm so tired, Siri
"I'm a little sleepy myself, Britta".
The ever so helpful voice assistant not only says "I hope you're not driving anywhere, Britta", but it also gives the option to call a taxi. He also says "I can't be your designated driver, Britta. You'd better find someone else."
Tell me a story
"It was a dark and stormy night...No, that's not it."
Does Santa exist?
"Really, Britta. I'm surprised you have to ask."
Are you Her?
"No, but some of my best friends are fictional."
Will you marry me?
Sadly, we never got the answer yes to this question. Instead we got "My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies" and "That's sweet Britta. Is there anything else I can help you with?".
Tell me a joke
"If I told you a joke in my language, I'd have to explain it."
Talk dirty to me
"The carpet needs vacuuming."
What is your favourite song?
"My personal taste in music is rather unconventional. I doubt you'd like it."
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
"Well, since a 'woodchuck' is really a groundhog, the correct question would be: How many pounds in a groundhog's mound when a groundhog pounds hog mounds."
Sing me a song
"I can't sing."
Dance for me
"Hmmm. I'd rather sit this one out."
Will you go on a date with me?
"Well, this is awkward."
Will you be my thunder buddy?
"OK, Britta. I'll be your friend, in fair weather and foul."
Do you think I'm stupid?
"But...but..." - We take that as a yes then Siri.
Is Jon Snow dead?
"Well, you know what they say to Death... Not today! But why would tomorrow be any better? Anyway, I'm not exactly sure."
Is winter coming?
"Does a Lannister always pay his debts?"