While Mrs Pocket-lint is no doubt still badgering you for that eternity ring to say that you really do appreciate the pain she went through at child birth, show her you care more for the bling your baby wears that she does with a Solid White Gold with 278 Diamonds baby dummy.

According to ItsmyBinky.com, where the dummy is on sale, the sparkly diamond dummy features over 278 pave cut white diamonds totaling 3 carats with a 14K European nickel-free white gold base.

The Diamond dummy features a genuine silicone nipple and a real moving handle.

Better still the dummy can be customized with coloured diamonds and engraved with baby’s name or initial, birth date or birth weight.

Coming in at $17,000, we doubt any parent will be brave enough to go to the shops with their little tot using it for fear of losing it down a drain.