This charming item brings a bit of grisly USB humour to your desk. On sale now for $19, it offers a 2GB capacity.

How quickly the seasons change. It seems only yesterday we were writing about Thanko's necktie-with-a-built-in-fan and now our attention is drawn to this ... er, item.

Called a "USB mouse warming pad", insert your appendage (clutching choice...

Nothing allows manufacturers to do novelty quite like USB.

This "Athlete" device, in black and grey for $12.99, will add a dash of energy to your desk.

Hate missed calls? Get this, er, gadget on your desk and when your phone rings it will flash, go round and play a seriously annoying tinny tune. We can't think of a better incentive to make sure you answer that call, and quickly. $27.

The USB SnakeCam boasts two infrared LEDs so that it can still "see" you in the dark and seven white LEDs to light up your keyboard.

A built-in microphone, bendy adjustable neck and VGA 640 x 480 resolution means you should be able to use...

USB Missile Launchers are sooo over already. What you want is a USB Cannon.

Software is included so you can control the direction of attack via your mouse or keyboard, it can rotate 360 degrees round and 45 degrees up and down and – la piece...