15 November 2006 0:00 GMT / By Stuart Miles
Now that Sony's Aibo has been put down, there is a void in the world of robot pets. Teska, a former challenger to the Aibo has had a new paint job and some upgrading to its AI. But are the results worth the bother? We give the dog a bone and find out.Small, white, robotic and full of happiness, Teska for those not in the know is a robotic dog that will follow your every command.
Play ball, bark at the TV and basically run around causing havoc is the name of the game only with the knowledge that this little mongrel won't eat your slippers or cost you thousands in vet bills.
At £39.99 you shouldn't expect much. After all the Aibo was a staggering £1500. When we said it will follow you every command we weren't completely telling the truth. In an attempt to make sure you don't expect too much, the makers have made sure that in the instructions there is a small mention "That Teska may not all ways do as you command".
Of course its makers say that this is because the little pouch is a puppy straight out the box, either way like a tamagotchi you've got to make sure you give it plenty of love else it won't be very happy. A sad Teska means it won't perform tricks and that means you've wasted 40 quid for a overly large paperweight with ears.
Play, so to speak, involves telling the robot it’s a "Good boy" or rubbing one of the many sensors on either his head, back or nose. Get it right and you'll be rewarded with puppy sounds, wagging of ears and tail via its fully articulated legs and animated eyes that any hypnotist would be proud of.
Of course just like a real dog barking at the back door you probably won't understand a word it's saying and so you also get a remote control complete with translator to help you know what is going on.
Verdict
This is pure Christmas day stuff. Open the box which took an age to get into, fire the mutt up and then watch while it wonders around your living room sending your real dog psycho.
Four hours later when Telksa as gone to sleep along with the kids you'll sneak up behind it and fix the off button so its stays off.
Great fun but only if you've got the patience. At least a real dog can be trained to get your slippers.
Score
Review Recap
- Made by
- Teska
- Price as reviewed
- £50
- The good
- Cheap, translator so you know what its saying, off button
- The bad
- Like a Tamagotchi this will suck the lifeblood out of you, limited entertainment factor
- Quick verdict
- Great fun but only if you've got the patience. At least a real dog can be trained to get your slippers
- Score
-
Recommended articles
Gadgets, Robots, Teska



Is Facebook about to buy Opera to create own Facebook browser? EXCLUSIVE: Pocket-lint source tells us "yes"
Which smartphone is best for the sun? Screens for the Summer
Batman Nokia Lumia 900: Limited edition phone heading to UK Who are you? I'm Batman
Jony Ive: Next Apple product is our most important and best work yet Better than iPod, iPad and iPhone?
Dragon's Dogma Adventure time
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon: Future Soldier Roger likes a Tango at 12 o'clock
Canon EOS 5D MK III It's a hat-trick
Porsche 911 Carrera (991) 2012 pictures and hands-on WANT
Robert Moog Google doodle best yet, even better than Les Paul Synthesizer synthesiser
Microsoft Office coming to iPad and Android tablets this November A change of heart?
APP OF THE DAY: Mini Motor review (Android, iPhone and iPad) Top-down. Top app.
Toshiba AT300: The quad-core 10.1-inch ICS Android tablet UPDATE: Pricing unveiled
Sega serves up Virtua Tennis Challenge on the iPad and iPhone Smash-ing
APP OF THE DAY: Wyse PocketCloud Remote (Android) Work on your PC from anywhere in the world
80-inch Windows 8 tablet already exists - in Microsoft CEO's office Could this be the future?
Olympus OM-D E-M5 review
The compact system camera to beat all others?
Nokia Lumia 900 review
Is big beautiful?
HTC One V review
V for victory?
FIFA 12: UEFA Euro 2012 review
Lacks polish, if not the Polish
Huawei Ascend G300 review
Big bang for your hundred quid
Asus Transformer Pad TF300T review
Transforms your money in to a great tablet
Nikon Coolpix P510 review
Does the P510 zoom beyond expectations?
Fujifilm X-Pro1 review
Like a Leica
Volkswagen Beetle Design 1.2TSi DSG review
The bug is back. Again.
BlackBerry Curve 9320 review
A BB for beginners?
Fujifilm FinePix HS30EXR review
Can Fujifilm’s latest put the ‘super’ in superzoom?
HP Envy 14 Spectre review
The Ultrabook that isn't an Ultrabook
The Walking Dead: The Game review
Fleshed out zombie bonanza
Mazda CX5 2.2 TDI AWD review
A very zoomy SUV