How quickly the seasons change. It seems only yesterday we were writing about Thanko's necktie-with-a-built-in-fan and now our attention is drawn to this ... er, item.

Called a "USB mouse warming pad", insert your appendage (clutching choice of mouse) into the fish's welcoming mouth and it'll be heated up to a surely-bordering-on-uncomfortable 42 degrees in 10 minutes.

Hot stuff for $22, available now.