All of your friends laughing at your ability to kill all things green - even the sturdest of cacti?
Well here's a device for you - the rather sleek looking Pet Plant by designer Junyi Heo.
The pot measures soil conditions, temperature, humidity, and water - and calculates those variables based on the need of the plant contained.
It then "tells" the plant owner what its little green friend needs via a series of pictograms on an LCD display.
It’s also smart enough to know if you’ve over-watered and will systematically drain itself into a water vessel.
And it's not not a power guzzler either - the Pet Plant can be connected up via a USB port which both charges and transmits pertinent information to and from computer software, so that you can even keep a tab on how your greenery is growing using your PC.