A favourite putdown round these parts when somebody is having problems with their laptop is to suggest they might have less trouble using an Etch A Sketch. Not very sophisticated as humour goes, admittedly, but it tickles us from time to time.
And how about this? Online Etch A Sketch! With the lofty tag line: global communication through the medium of Etch-a-Sketch.
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