Eau de Play-Doh fragrance launching soon

The Library Of Fragrance offer some pretty random smells to replace your posh parfums.

This coming-soon collection features some peculiar Eau de Toilettes including:

• Play-Doh
• Baby Powder
• Scottish Short Bread
• Sex On The Beach
• Snow
• Wet Garden
• Clean Windows
• Vanilla Ice Cream

"Wet Garden" sounds promising if there's some cut grass mingled in, but there's some serious omissions here.

Where's "New Carpet"? "Baking Bread"? What about "Brand New Plastic" scent you get from pool-toy type products?

And really, how can they even consider this a collection without "Freshly Printed Paper"?