Do you struggle to leave the house in fear of what delights you might miss on satellite TV?

No, we don't either, and we've heard of Sky+, but for anyone who does, and hasn't, respectively, there is a portable satellite television solution.

Coming in an-oh-so-portable briefcase, the Sat-Go incorporates a 17-inch LCD screen, DirecTV Receiver, flat antenna, and a rechargeable lithium-ion battery.

$1500, link below.