The perfect writing implement for any disgruntled office workers, this pen, apart from displaying that fetching photo of the Heartbreak Kid, can project an image of the WWE wrestler on any flat surface.
So, if someone asks you to do the filing and you don't feel like it, shine Shawn on the filing cabinet. That'll show 'em.
Someone else is moaning it's your tea round - shine Shawn on the kitchen work surface. Now who's turn is it?
Your boss complains you're not doing the duties as laid out in your job description - shine Shawn on the ceiling.
And if that doesn't work, then maybe it's time to show your boss just how to dance to some of Shawn's Sweet Chin Music.