The Diner Dirt Busters are powerful little table top hoovers in the style of a "Classic Cheese Burger" or an "American Muffin".

These mini vacuum cleaners claim to be a funky addition to your cleaning routine.

What we want to know is, if the "American Muffin" vacuumed up some muffin crumbs, would that make it a cannibal?

The Diner Dirt Busters are £9.99 each and available from, link to the site below.