Dreamstripper Cabaret - virtual 3D sex game
If you've got iTunes on your poopa, then you can download the virtual game Dreamstripper Cabaret and, as the site points out, "for less than the cost of a lapdance" get one of the sexy ladies to dance for your eyes only to the tunes of your choice.
You can also select their outfits, and decide whether you want a PG level disco-style dance or if you want them to go down to the wood, so to speak. Classy.
We suggest something by Celine and a high-neck flannel dressing gown, but maybe that's just us...