
24 May 2007 8:56 GMT / By Amy-Mae Elliott
If you've got iTunes on your poopa, then you can download the virtual game Dreamstripper Cabaret and, as the site points out, "for less than the cost of a lapdance" get one of the sexy ladies to dance for your eyes only to the tunes of your choice.You can also select their outfits, and decide whether you want a PG level disco-style dance or if you want them to go down to the wood, so to speak. Classy.
We suggest something by Celine and a high-neck flannel dressing gown, but maybe that's just us... Software, Ensign Games, PC games, Photos






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