For the man who's got it all, we present: the Formula 1 carbon mouse mat.

This is apparently a hand-made mouse pad created by the technicians who make Formula One monocoques (we think they mean the body of the racing cars) and was designed using state-of-the-art 3D modeling software.

The surface is 3mm thick polished carbon fibre and comes with a "backing of fine Italian black suede".

Unfortunately, this