Congratulations to Brangelina on the birth of their daughter.
Hot on the heels of yesterday's news that good old Gwen had named her child Kingston, Brad and Angelina have gone one better and announced that they too have given their child a stupid name: Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.
We're sure it has hugely spiritual meaning and will result in it being blessed by vestal virgins the world over, but come on.
We suppose if you have the money the child never needs to mix with the riff-raff, avoiding the painful playground taunts.
We'd like to exclusively announce that the second dadblog product tester will be named sinkplunger radion jiggerpush. We'll let you know how long the emotional scars take to heal.