Celebrate the Royal Wedding with an Union Jack Illuminating Coffee Table

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Celebrate the Royal Wedding with an Union Jack Illuminating Coffee Table

12 April 2011 17:04 GMT / By Rik Henderson

Invited to Will and Kate's wedding on 29 April and don't know what to get them as a present? Why not splurge on the Illuminated Coffee Table currently being sold through Firebox. Not only is it made of stainless steel, has a lit toughened glass top, whilst sporting a neon underlight a Subaru Impreza would be proud of, it can be adorned with the Union Jack. What could possibly look better on an Axminster rug than that?

Of course, you'd have to find £2,000 and buy almost the equivalent in wrapping paper as it's a healthy 1140mm x 770mm, but come on, future Kings of England only get married the once. Er... Well... Come to think of it...

If you're keen on the table, but the flag is a little too OTT for your tastes, manufacturer Suck UK can build a version just for you, with bespoke graphics under the illuminated face plate. And it also sports dimmer controls to set the mood just right. For the loving, perhaps. Wink, wink.

And, if you don't have any suitable company, there's a power point in the leg for a laptop or the like. For the loving, perhaps. Wink... Ahem...

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Firebox, Dad, Furniture, Royal Wedding, Illuminating Coffee Table