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Designer creates bum-shaped speaker

Splits into two cheeks for stereo sound

4 January 2010 15:16 GMT / By Duncan Geere

You need this in your life. A team of designers, Javad Yazdani, Mohsen Tafazzoly, and Younes Daneshvar, have unveiled a concept loudspeaker called the Asspeaker. That's it above. What a beauty.

Available in white, black and pink, the product actually comprises of a pair of butts - one that splits into a pair of stereo drivers and one that acts as a subwoofer. The subwoofer's cheeks are touch sensitive and the device is turned on by slapping the right cheek, whereas volume is controlled by rubbing the left one.

The satellite cheeks connect to the subwoofer via Bluetooth, so we assume they're powered individually. They clip together to unify back into the full ass once more. Right now, the Asspeaker is just a concept, but surely there's got to be someone who'll put this into production. If not, we might just stump up the readies ourselves.