Football's coming home - literally

6 April 2006 18:40 GMT / By Chris Hall

With the World Cup rapidly approaching, every man will be planning to march down to the local boozer to roar on the England heroes in full furore. But wait, what's that? Something to stay home for?

Girls. Yes, potentially the bane of a decent session in front of the footie. But now they can join in the fun with the World Cup Victory Vibe - a mini vibrator in the England colours.

O-O-Oh my God. Come again? Whilst the boys are screaming at the ref, she'll be screaming on the sofa, in the bedroom, in the bath.

It is estimated there will be at least 20,000 World Cup widows this June when their partners go to Germany to follow England's progress. It's going to get lonely at home with all that waiting. So lads - equip your World Cup Widow with a Victory Vibe so they can score home goals of their very own, all in keeping with the spirit of the nation. You may even decide the sport is better at home.

Go 45 minutes each way with this mini orgasm machine and you'll feel like you've won the cup. And if you get sent for an early bath, no problem - the Victory Vibe is totally waterproof! Don't like your studs covered in mud? Reach for the Victory Vibe, which comes with four detachable stud heads to give different sensations so you can vary your pleasure.

The Victory Vibe is small enough to carry but powerful enough for discreet and focused stimulation. Perfect for home or away fixtures. Batteries not included...

Available from April for only £9.99 exclusively at www.LoveHoney.co.uk. That's less than a round!

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