6 November 2009 11:58 GMT / By Amy-Mae Elliott
Lighting for conspiracy theorists has arrived at Firebox with the launch of the Alien Abduction Lamp.
Offering a "high quality perspex beam", along with a "removable bovine abductee" the lamp also boasts "real fake grass".
It's on the pricey side of things at £80, but we calculate the sheer novelty factor is worth £57.62 alone.
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