2 November 2009 18:02 GMT / By Stuart Miles
Movember is upon us once again. If you've signed up to grow a mo, bully for you, you're the man's man, but what style should you grow your new friend in, and what is going to be the best one to suit your style?
Depending on where you look and who you talk to, there are a plethora of options available to you.
Movember lists 14 different styles, while the American Moustache Institute claims one less at 13. Tacheback, another "Tache" charity run in September claims just 7.
Here are our 10 you should consider:
The Chevron
Growing style: A thick and wide moustache, usually worn long to cover the top border of the upper lip
Who wears it?: Businessmen, army officers, your dad in the 70s
Ridicule factor: 4/10 Pretty low, this is the easiest one to grow and get away with
Face shape: Square face
Movember growing difficulty: 2/10
The Fu Manchu
Growing style: A moustache that begins on the upper lip and whose whiskers are grown very long to extend down each side of the mouth down to the jaw. The areas beyond the corner of your mouth are shaven so the hair hangs down past your chin
Who wears it?: Ming the Merciless, Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, any Kung Fu master
Ridicule factor: 8/10 Pretty high, unless you can walk the walk and talk the talk
Face shape: Long face
Movember growing difficulty: 8/10
The Handlebar
Growing style: Horizontal in its nature it looks just like the handlebars of a bicycle. The ends must be worn long enough to curl them upwards
Who wears it?: Old army majors, anyone from the 19th Century
Ridicule factor: 7/10 Unless you are wearing a smoking jacket and carrying a pipe in which case it drops to 1/10
Face shape: Square or round face
Movember growing difficulty: 6/10
The Horseshoe
Growing style: Looks like a goatee without the chin element and differs from the Fu Manchu as you don't let it hang. This is stuck to your face all the way
Who wears it?: Dude from the Village People, John Travolta, Hulk Hogan, Ben Stiller in Dodgeball
Ridicule factor: 5/10 It's a fairly easy one to grow and if you're cheating you can hide it with a goatee until the last minute
Face shape: Square or long face
Movember growing difficulty: 6/10
The Painter's Brush
Growing style: As the name suggests a thick moustache covering the width of the mouth, usually worn short, with slightly rounded corners
Who wears it?: Most moustache growing dudes growing for Movember
Ridicule factor: 4/10
Face shape: Square or round face
Movember growing difficulty: 1/10 Even easier than the Chevron, chances are this is what you are going to grow for most of the month
The Toothbrush/Dictator
Growing style: Looks like a toothbrush under your nose
Who wears it?: Robert Mugabe, Adolf Hilter, your average tyrant
Ridicule factor: 10/10 You'll look like a idiot and no one will want to be your friend, unless they happen to be a egotistical megalomaniac.
Face shape: Square, round or long face
Movember growing difficulty: 1/10 You'll be able to get it up and running on the first day
The Pencil
Growing style: Thin, pencil thin, mo that's been trimmed narrow
Who wears it?: Errol Flynn, Brad Pitt, film director John Walters
Ridicule factor: 9/10 Unless you look like Brad Pitt in which case 8/10
Face shape: Round face
Movember growing difficulty: 3/10 Pretty easy although it takes a lot of upkeep
The Walrus
Style: Big and bushy mo that you let grow out of control
Who wears it?: Stalin, anyone trying to grow a mo for a moustache competition
Ridicule factor: 6/10 But only if you are over 40, else 8/10
Face shape: Square face
Movember growing difficulty: 6/10 easy, but only if you're one hairy dude
The Sanchez
Style: Interestingly not an accepted moustache by the American Moustache Institute, it is worn across the top of your lip down to the creases in your smile, normally thin
Who wears it?: Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite, Cool people
Ridicule factor: 6/10 But if you're cool 1/10
Face shape: Square or round face
Movember growing difficulty: 8/10
The Lamo
Style: This is one for those who struggle to grow facial hair at all and is the result of growing anything you can under your nose
Who wears it?: People who never have to shave, anyone doing Movember in the first week
Ridicule factor: 10/10 You'll have to wear a badge saying you are doing it for charity to save being the butt of every joke going
Face shape: Square, round or long face
Movember growing difficulty: 1/10 This is first day embrassment stuff
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