If Photoshop, sorry Fotoshop, was sold by Adobé rather than Adobe then it would probably look like this. 

Fotoshop by Adobé from Jesse Rosten on Vimeo.

The spoof video details how with the Fotoshop you'll be "able to look the way you've always dreamed" and it's your chance to get the beauty secret the celebrities have been using for years. 

Of course this commercial isn't real, neither are society's standards of beauty, but it's very funny.