It\u2019s not too late to buy your Christmas presents for 2012 - and without having to take on the madness of the last minute Christmas shopping scrums in your local town\/shopping centre either. Yes, this is the Printable Christmas Present list at Pocket-lint and we guarantee you that you can find an instant Christmas present here on these pages right up to and including the day itself. No trip to the local garage required.\n\nSimply print off our Christmas Card templates below (any paper will do), clip them to one another, then click through on your chosen gift idea, purchase and print out the voucher or certificate, put them all together in an envelope, chuck it under the tree and Bob\u2019s your uncle.\nFor HimFor want of a better way of splitting these up, we\u2019ve gone for a simple case of the sexes. Naturally, the items that appear here will not appeal exclusively to men.\u00a0\n\nA year\u2019s supply of sausages, from \u00a310\nYou don\u2019t have to blow \u00a3120 on a year\u2019s supply of sausages from sausage connoisseurs The Grand Old Duke of Pork but it\u2019s a very nice idea. Sign up through PayPal to the tune of \u00a39.99 for 30 days and you\u2019ll get two packs of gourmet meat fingers sent to you on the second and fourth weeks of each month. You can always opt for a simple gift token for TGODOP, if you prefer.\n\nCarving course, up to \u00a3155\nThere\u2019s an old art of hacking the turkey to pieces and chucking the meat gravel on to people\u2019s plates at Christmas dinner and then there\u2019s the even more ancient skill of being able to carve properly. Sending your dad, man or buddy on a carving course is not only printable but also nicely themed with the seasonal goings on. There are plenty of courses out there but, if you want to do things in style, it\u2019s over to the London hotels with Simpson's in the Strand the king of the roast.\n\nGo Ape, vouchers from \u00a35\nGo Ape is the UK\u2019s favourite forest adventure day and, yes, you can buy gift certificates by email for it. There are centres all round the country and it\u2019s all about getting up into the trees, climbing rope ladders, swinging on vines and traversing wobbly bridges. There\u2019s probably a good deal of bonding involved too and probably some beer afterwards. Speaking of which...\n\nMembership to a beer club, from \u00a340\nCould there be any greater man gift than the gift of beer? Perhaps only the gift of beer and naked women. Sadly, that latter experience does not exist but the former does in the shape of a beer club subscription. There\u2019s plenty to choose from including the Beer Hawk society which plop a crate of 12 bottles on your doorstep each month.For HerLikewise, all the gifts here are not just things that will appeal to women. More to the point, of course, women\u2019s interest are far broader than these genres. Disclaimer accepted yet?\n\nBeach horse riding, from \u00a325\nIt doesn\u2019t have to be the beach but there\u2019s something romantic about splashing through the shallows on your horse; the smell of the sea, the thump of the hooves, the 99 with flake, etc. As usual, there are plenty of companies to choose from in both the UK and abroad. For our money, we\u2019d go with Kimmerston Riding Centre and get yourself to Holy Island Beach in Northumberland - some of the best beach riding in the UK, so we\u2019re told. You can book a riding holiday or just grab some gift vouchers.\n\nYear\u2019s supply of beauty products\nGlossybox\u00a0and many other sites in the UK, offer a monthly delivery of beauty product miniatures to your door. You need to create a profile of your giftee so that the company has some idea of the kinds of things to send, then choose the length of package - 3, 6 or 12 months - and away you go. It\u2019s the gift that keeps on giving - well, until you need to renew your subscription, that is.\n\nSexy underwear, from \u00a325\nIt\u2019s a classic but for a very good reason. Nonetheless, good underwear can be a tricky one to buy for someone else. Even beyond getting the size right, there\u2019s issues of cut, style, underwiring and all sorts of things that the recipient or won\u2019t wear. So, remove the mutual disappointment from the equation and pick up some e-vouchers instead. Going with Agent Provocateur should guarantee a certain sort of outcome but, if you want to include a few more brands, try Figleaves too.\n\nSpa gifts, from \u00a310\nYou simply can\u2019t go wrong with a bit of pampering. Head over to Wahanda which specialises in this market. There are mob deals each day, local spa days and just plain old gift vouchers if you\u2019d rather let your giftee do the leg work instead.For BothFinally, these are the instant gifts that are entirely unisex. These are they.\n\nAfternoon Tea, around \u00a335pp\nIf you haven\u2019t had afternoon tea at a posh hotel, then you simply must. Don\u2019t get suckered in by the Ritz and don\u2019t necessarily go for the champagne version either. The top tea ticket in town at the moment is the Thames Foyer at the recently refurbished Savoy Hotel but we rather enjoyed a fireside afternoon at Brown\u2019s Hotel in Mayfair where it\u2019s an all-you-can-eat extravaganza for 90 minutes.\n\nSushi class, from \u00a3120\nThere\u2019s a world of cookery courses and classes out there to buy as gifts and the best ideas is to pick the one that matches the palate of your giftee. We\u2019ve chosen to go Japanese and the best one in town is the Hashi school in Wimbledon which does sushi, sashimi, dumplings at all sorts of levels and abilities. If you\u2019re on a budget, try Yo! Sushi's school instead.\n\nPhotography Lessons, vouchers from \u00a35\nEveryone\u2019s a photographer these days, so this is a gift that just about anyone would appreciate. Photography lessons come in all shapes and sizes. Just make sure you pick something that addresses the ideas of framing and use of light, and it might be nice to opt for one with a tour rather than something that\u2019s a purely classroom affair. Naturally, it all rather depends where the recipient lives. There\u2019s the London At Dawn class or courses at the London School of Photography but the real fun is to be had when you visit the Wilderness Scotland website or Andy Davies where adventure awaits.\n\nApp subscription: Spotify, Netflix, Lovefilm, etc\nUnlimited access to music and movies for a year or more is a wonderful gift. This is probably going to work a bit better if the person you\u2019re buying for is an iPad or iPhone users but there\u2019s still joy to be had on Android too. Most app subscription services have a gift section (check out their websites) and you\u2019ll find e-vouchers available if a full year is too much to pay.\n\nAmazon Vouchers\nProbably the new version of record tokens, the very last resort if you really can\u2019t think of anything is going to be some credit at the superstore that is Amazon. You can email out gift cards with any value from a penny to a grand.