There are times in life when you want to say something but you just can’t find the words.

“Is it Okay if my parents come for the weekend?”

“Shall we go to Ikea on Sunday?”

“Does my bum look big in this?”

Tricky situations those.

We wish we could help too. We really do. But all we can do is point you towards

It won’t help you get through any of those awkward moments, but it will help you find the words to fill the void when you can’t find that next perfect tweet.

It does that by examining the content of your previous musings and then generating something that fits your pattern and style.

We’ve never seen anything quite like it. It seems to dip right into the very fabric of your soul to pull out platitudes of such depth and wisdom that it can only be some kind of witchcraft.

Or something.

It’s amusing the hell out of us regardless.

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