According to Intel, if you buy an Ultrabook you won't have to go all Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon on people fighting over a power outlet ever again.
"In an ancient Chinese temple, two martial artists face off in a battle for the power outlet," reads the blub accompanying the YouTube video by Intel promoting the new laptop form factor.
The video sees two women kung-fu fighting around a Chinese temple because one needs to upload a picture to her fashion blog and has run out of battery on her big clunky laptop.
It ends with the pair realising they are in a coffee shop and one of the other customers shouting at them: "You bring great shame on this coffee hut."
Cheeseball marketing at its finest.