Not the best way for any writer to open, but the most suitable utterance I can conjure when I think about what lies at www.flaminglunchbox.net/curvy.
It was sent to me a couple of days ago and my life has not been the same since. I wake in the middle of the night, soaked in sweat and anxiously fretting about how I can spin a six-sided figure around and around to make it match up to the one next to it. It’s got curvy lines on it. In two colours. They torment me. It’s horrible.
It’s a game apparently, but for me it’s become a torture.
I want somebody to take it away. I want somebody to hypnotise me to take away the memory of this heinous, addictive, cruel thing that has invaded my once peaceful and untormented existence.
Don’t do it, people. Don’t download this for free on Android. Don’t visit this site to play this “game”. Don’t lose your sanity to this online spinning, geometric hell.
No. actually, do. That way I won’t be alone.
Curvy, my arse. This one’s twisted…
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