Louie Spence - the most famous lisping, reality TV starring, professional dancing, gay man in the world (we're open to suggestions from readers who can put forward anyone who fits this description better) - was on hand in Central London on Sunday to crown Britain's Got Talent's Kevin Cruise as the Dance Central Spring Dance-off champion.
The hilarious (?) star of Sky's Pineapple Dance Studios awarded Cruise the prize, after a fierce dance battle with Happiness from Got to Dance.
The crowds flocked to Covent Garden to witness the spectacle, which was held to celebrate the first day of spring. And to flog a few thousand more Kinect systems as well, no doubt.
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