Everyone loves a bit of Apple mockery.
It's like that rare occasion when Manchester United get spanked. They have it their own way so often, and always seem to get everything right, that when things go wrong, it's fun to point and laugh.
Sit back and enjoy.
Our favourite line: "We should revel in the fact that this is delayed, because a lot of things are better a little delayed and worth the wait. Like the McRib."