Take your Queen with Vibrator Sex Chess

To buy this chess set, and make it a success, you're gonna need two things:

1. A very kinky and open minded, Mrs Pocket-lint.

2. A wallet full of cash.

Because this is a serious piece of kit - constructed in medical-grade silicone and ABS (Acrylonitrile butadiene styrene), complete with gold plating.

And it will cost a whopping $7000 when it goes on sale at Kiki de Montparnasse later this year.

Constructed by US firm Aruliden, its co-founder Rinat Aruh said: "Chess is something that works as the setting for a sex toy. It's a very sexy mind game".

Yeah, whatever. Like it's not just an excuse to sell 32 fancy dildos to some flash Yuppies with more money than sense.



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