There's no better way to put this: It's a Wii remote dildo

We, at Pocket-lint, have seen some things in our time, but nothing quite like the Mojowijo Wiibrator. It is, you see, an add-on for the Nintendo Wii that, when attached, turns the device into a fully-fledged, ahem, vibrator. For naughty fun, and that. Erm.

And that's not all, it comes (we're so sorry) in two parts, one for ladies and one for men - which looks more like one of Robbie the Robot's claw hands, but you get the idea. And they're designed to work in tandem.

Basically, the Wiimote, once bedecked with rudery attachment, links to your PC via bluetooth and the Mojowijo software. Then it pairs with another Wiibrator either in the same room or across the expanse of the Internet, and, using the company's Motion2Vibration technology, whatever actions one device makes, the other repeats in a buzzing fashion.

Obviously, the application for adult chatrooms (such as Chat Roulette) is in equal parts ingenius and thoroughly scary! And, if you can't find somebody else to Mojowijo with, at least you'd have an all new way to play Mario Galaxy.

The Wiibrator's not actually available yet (and we're not entirely sure if it ever will be - Pocket-lint doubts Nintendo will be keen), but its designer is currently inviting interested parties to join its Beta Test program at www.mojowijo.com.

Don't worry though, we'd expect it to arrive in plain brown packaging.

While discretion is the better part of valour, Pocket-lint would love to hear from anybody (even anonymously) on whether the Mojowijo Wiimote works or, even, exists. Let us know in the comments below, and we'll keep it to ourselves (wink, wink)...



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