Look, we're all fed up of the vuvuzelas droning on throughout the World Cup coverage, but at least the tournament in South Africa has its own identity. To be honest, it'll be hard to watch regular domestic games come the new season without the incessant noise. "Who's the w****r in the black", just won't have the same effect.

However, if the placky horns are so traditional to the people of South Africa, we can't help but wonder why the 1995 Rugby World Cup wasn't similarly plagued. It would've made for a very different version of the movie Invictus, that's for sure.