You've got to feed your kids we know, and while we personally prefer the powers of the Tripp Trapp at Pocket-lint towers, we can't help feel that the bloom Fresco Loft Contemporary Baby Chair in Ebony Black with Coconut White has something of that "Bond Villain" to it.
"This sleek, contemporary highchair will put baby ahead of the rest, in more ways than one!" reads the blurb on the John Lewis page.
Adding to those 60s futurism looks is the fact that the baby chair has an "extra 15cm in height" allowing them to look down on you at the breakfast table.
All that seems to be missing is a missile launch button and a grey suit for your kid to don.
Practical? Probably not. Retro cool? Most definitely.