Firebox offers Alien Abduction Lamp

Lighting for conspiracy theorists has arrived at Firebox with the launch of the Alien Abduction Lamp.

Offering a "high quality perspex beam", along with a "removable bovine abductee" the lamp also boasts "real fake grass".

It's on the pricey side of things at £80, but we calculate the sheer novelty factor is worth £57.62 alone.