About the only way to render the Alien monster into an almost cute collectable, ThinkGeek are offering this 11-inch tall figure, complete with lever to extend and retract its teeth, as a Japanese import for $69.99.

For a mere £19.99 you can nab yourself a highly collectable Japanese art toy made by cult brand Kubricks of none other than Master Chief himself.

The 2.5-inch figure comes in traditional green, online red, online blue and active camo version...